Kevin

A mystery, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a swath of insults and abuse is Kevin, AKA Not-So-Solid Snake. Does he exist or do the other guys just pretend he does? Some question the validity of his status as a homosapien, as it is known that while being effectively useless on dry land, he moves with a graceful beauty rarely seen when submerged in water, which some experts have theorized to be his natural habitat. No one knows who or what he really is other than that he is the first official non-founding member of Kinda Funny. He is getting Nick coffee as we speak.

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